Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Pretty Ricky spotted at FUR

This foolishness is a prime example of what you do not do in the club...


This kid was spotted at FUR night club getting his "sexy" on. You are NOT Pretty Ricky or Chris Brown last time I checked. Isn't this the dude who claims he's best friends with Chris Brown? Someone enlighten me.

*Update--I found our culprit:

It's none other than Terrific, every thirteen year old girl's dream. And maybe model Sidney Lauren's dream too? I'm just saying... they look comfortable.

Former DC Pageant Winner Gets Silly

Jasmine Niernberger, a graduate of St. Andrew's senior class of 2007, freshman at Bucknell University, and winner of the Miss Teen DC 2006 pageant. The Miss District of Columbia USA/TEEN USA 206 pageant was held at the J.W. Marriott Hotel November 26, 2005. Shauntay Hinton, Miss USA 2002 served as hostess for the event. The delegates were lead into the ballroom by the reigning queens, Miss District of Columbia Teen USA 2005, Danai Mattison and Miss District of Columbia USA 2005 Sarah Langford. At the conclusion of the evening, Jasmine Niernberger (who was the swimsuit and evening gown winner) was crowned Miss District of Columbia Teen USA 2006. Niernberger competed in the 2006 Miss Teen USA competition in Palm Springs, California but did not make the Top 10. First-timer Niernberger, 17, said she enjoyed her experience and plans to return to Washington to "take the world by storm." Niernberger listed a few causes and organizations she would like to be a part of, but what about a future in pageantry? "My pageant coach wants me to do Miss USA, but I'm not sure," she said. "I play soccer and basketball . . . I'm not your typical pageant girl. I have to think that one over."



Anyway, this former beauty pageant winner has definitely been enjoying her time away from home at Bucknell. I can tell she's been absorbing a great deal of information-or maybe alcohol? Nonetheless, she's definitely picked up some new habits:



Although Jasmine may like hitting a two-story beer bong occasionally she is an active advocate for individuals with LD, serving as spokesperson for Reading for the Blind & Dyslexic and speaking about learning disabilities to audiences of over 300 people. Smart girls who party are the best.

Who Wore it Best: Laura Phillips vs. Amanda Thompson


For this edition of Who Wore it Best we have Laura Phillips and Amanda Michelle Thompson wearing the same cotton spandex two-tone fitted mini dress from American Apparel for $34.00. Ballin!!! American Apparel is great for basics... but that's it! Stop wearing it out ladies. 

Laura was first spotted wearing her little spandex number at H20 in April 08 with her ladies 'buying out the bar'--wait, are you little ladies even 21? Speaking of 21-stay out of Forever 21! You hoes are abusing it. Amanda was later caught wearing the same played out spandex dress in June 08 on Bow Wow's tour bus with the same chicks [Laura was spotted with] headed to LOVE night club (sorry, for the little mistake Amanda)--wtf?--My little sister doesn't even show Bow Wow love. Help your friends out ladies!

Forever the Club Queen of Baltimore

Club Queen Dj K-Swift (Dj and on-air personality for Baltimore radio station 92Q) born Khia Edgerton passed away at the young age of 29 in a swimming pool accident at her home on Monday July 21, 2008. Police reports indicate that K-Swift drowned in her own pool during a party at her northeast Baltimore home Sunday evening. According to police K-Swift dove into the pool after she had been drinking. Partygoers apparently did not notice that K-swift did not resurface immediately after diving in. Her body was pulled from the pool by friends, who then called paramedics. K-Swift did not respond to CPR and was later pronounced dead at Good Samaritan Hospital.  

"She was special because she was more than just a DJ, she was role model for young people. They looked up to her," ..."I watched her grow from being a DJ, to a mixer, to a business woman and finally someone who gave back to the community. She was simply special." said Nikki Howse, program director for 92Q.

The accident is curently being investigated to rule out any other causes of death. Our sympathy and prayers go out to the family friends and fans of Khia Edgerton Club Queen Dj K-Swift. Rest In Peace.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Fitness Through the Nose!

I have noticed that the use of drugs in the DMV is steadily increasing. Every time I step out the door someone is trying to sell me some "green" or asking me if I like to "party". Well, I know one girl who loves to party and it's no secret. You can catch her every single Saturday shaking what her Momma gave her front and center stage at LOVE night club (1350 Okie Street NE). Not only does she like to party in the club but apparently she also likes to party at home...


It is none other than infamous DMV model, Sidney Lauren. They say it's sugar, but suga, I've seen sugar in lines on the kitchen table and that ain't it! 

Who Wore it Best: Sidney Lauren vs. Courtney


Do you belong on the red carpet? Or are you content waiting in line?


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